【鍵盤俠】甜瓜絕殺猛龍

[Post Game Thread] The Portland Trail Blazers (16-22) Defeat The Toronto Raptors (24-13) By A Score Of 101-99

波特蘭開拓者（16勝22負）今天在客場以101-99逆轉多倫多猛龍（24勝13負）。

安東尼28分7籃板2搶斷、利拉德20分9助攻、懷特塞德14分16籃板4助攻7蓋帽、貝茲莫爾7分2籃板2搶斷、麥科勒姆10分、西蒙斯12分；洛瑞24分4籃板10助攻、布里塞特12分、布歇12分9籃板3蓋帽、阿奴諾比8分、杰弗森8分、伊巴卡17分11籃板2助攻。

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[–]Raptors ProfessorBeast55 575 指標 1小時前

Melo really dicked us this game

猛龍球迷：甜瓜這場比賽確實把我們錘了

[–]Knicks Sakib_Hoss 72 指標 1小時前

Melo Current NBA Champions

尼克斯球迷：甜瓜 現任聯盟冠軍

[–]Celtics TheHomieLog 3 指標 1小時前

He hit a winner from the same spot back in 2010 in Toronto. Whoa.

凱爾特人球迷：哇，他2010年也在多倫多相當的位置進過一記絕殺。

[–]Raptors chicogarciamarquez 75 指標 1小時前

Lol that was so raptors

猛龍球迷：哈哈哈，這種故事很猛龍

[–]Raptors jrryul 29 指標 1小時前

Written in the stars

猛龍球迷：命中注定唄

[–]Raptors brownjesus__ 153 指標 1小時前

Just Banana Boat things

猛龍球迷：這就是香蕉船的操作

[–]zxc123zxc123 30 指標 38 分鐘前

Bron gave Melo the secret to beating the Raptors.

老詹把擊敗猛龍的秘方給了甜瓜

[–]Raptors The_Natural_Log 21 指標 24 分鐘前

CP3 beat us last week too....

猛龍球迷：保羅上周也贏了我們……

[–]Raptors ChainGangLegend 11 指標 1小時前

He couldn t miss tonight

猛龍球迷：甜瓜今晚怎么投怎么有

[–][TOR] Hakeem Olajuwon DeSteph-DeCurry 147 指標 1小時前

can t even be mad

猛龍球迷：我都沒法生氣

[–][OKC] Russell Westbrook rngskrtskrt 284 指標 1小時前

Melo drains the mid range jab step jumper over Lebron at the clock and Blazers upsets the Lakers！

雷霆球迷：甜瓜在哨響燈亮之前，迎著老詹的防守，命中一記中距離試探步跳投，開拓者爆冷擊敗湖人！

[–]Lakers Dankmemegod 79 指標 1小時前

Ohohooohoho no, don t you dare put that evil on us son.

湖人球迷：別別別，別動這種歪心思啊，小子

[–]Thunder TheGhostOfBobStoops 82 指標 1小時前

Melo...

Jab steps

Holds the ball, looking for room

Pump fake

Jabs again

Melo...

Pumps again

Jabs and pulls up on Lebron...

AND SCOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

雷霆球迷：甜瓜……

試探步持球，尋找空間！

虛晃一下！還是試探步！

甜瓜！再晃！

迎著老詹試探步，拔起出手！

球進！！！！

[–][PHO] Steve Nash Sir_Elyan 65 指標 22 分鐘前

WHAT A SHOT!

Final score Blazers 90, Lakers 120

太陽球迷：這球真漂亮啊！！

最終比分 開拓者90-120湖人

[–]Jazz Johnboi21 172 指標 1小時前

I thought he was gonna take that 3 but it was merely a pump fake

爵士球迷：我還以為甜瓜今天最后要投三分，不過那只是虛晃一招

[–]Knicks Saucy_Totchie 71 指標 1小時前

Not a Melo highlight if there wasn t a pump fake into a pull up from the mid range.

尼克斯球迷：要不是虛晃之后進到中距離拔起跳投，那就不是甜瓜式高光了

[–][POR] Brandon Roy NevermoreSEA 74 指標 1小時前

Vintage Melo

開拓者球迷：這才是經典款甜瓜

[–][DAL] Raef LaFrentz Quadriporticus 8 指標 1小時前

This is the value of guys who still take midrange jumpers. It s what you need for clutch situations. CP3, Melo, Kawhi, KD, etc still take them. Perimeter jumpers are usually the most viable shots during the closing seconds.

獨行俠球迷：這就是那些還在堅持中距離跳投的球員價值所在。這種招式就是關鍵時刻需要的。保羅、甜瓜、小卡、杜蘭特等人都是。中距離跳投通常是最后階段最有效的殺招。

[–]Raptors Jaskeerit27 4 指標 1小時前

i can’t believe teams didn’t think carmelo was worth a spot absolutely disgusting 28 on 10/17 shooting my goodness fuck the missed calls melo hitting a game winner like that is priceless really happy he’s back in the league

猛龍球迷：聯盟這些球隊之前居然還覺得甜瓜連一個隊內名額都不配，簡直不敢相信，17中10得28分，絕對變態啊。甜瓜以那樣一種方式絕殺，這是無價的，真的很開心他回來了。

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[–][NYK] Nate Robinson TheKnicksHateMe 58 指標 1小時前

SURPRISE SURPRISE THE KING IS BACK, MOTHERFUCKERS

尼克斯球迷：號外號外！！！王者回歸了，小婊砸們！！！

[–][CLE] LeBron James Esheezy12 2 指標 1小時前

This shit brings a tear to my eyes man.

騎士球迷：甜瓜這球讓我淚流滿面啊！

[–][WAS] Courtney Alexander heyrak 466 指標 1小時前

This season has been a goddamn storybook for Melo and his fans. I m so happy for him.

奇才球迷：這賽季對甜瓜和瓜蜜來說真特么童話一般，我太替他高興了。

[–][SEA] Jerome James DG_Now[ ] 31 指標 1小時前

I rooted for Melo back when he was Syracuse and was super excited he was traded to the Knicks.

After he was dumped like trash by the Rockets, it s awesome to see him playing his role in Portland while turning back the clock like tonight. He s doing the Dwight Howard redemption thing, but shouldering a heavier load. Good for Melo and the Blazers!

超音速球迷：甜瓜還在雪城大學打球時我就是他的粉絲了，后面他去到尼克斯的時候我超級興奮。

在他被火箭當做垃圾一樣扔掉之后，看到他在波特蘭找到自己的角色，還能像今晚這樣大發神威，真的是太棒了。他在和霍華德一樣救贖自己，不過他肩負的擔子更重。這對他自己和開拓者都好！

[–]Knicks PhlanxNY 203 指標 1小時前

r/nba nephews in shambles seeing Melo play well

尼克斯球迷：看到甜瓜打得這么好，有些小學生球迷不舒服了

[–]Trail Blazers heywowcool 47 指標 1小時前

Fuck em

開拓者球迷：那幫沙雕

[–]76ers Immynimmy 20 指標 37 分鐘前

Word. Half this sub probably didn t watch him in his prime. For a stretch of like 3-4 years Melo was the best pure scorer in the game

76人球迷：確實，這個論壇里有一半的人也許沒看過巔峰期甜瓜。大概有那么三到四年的時間，甜瓜一度是聯盟最強的純得分手。

[–]Wizards Vswerve27 370 指標 1小時前

I was told joe Johnson deserved to be signed first because he dominated the big 3... Meloooo

奇才球迷：之前還有人說喬-約翰遜應該先于甜瓜在聯盟復出，因為他統治了big 3聯賽……

[–]nba4lifeee 30 指標 1小時前

Was so funny trying to see people argue why Joe Johnson was a better signing than Melo when he got signed, did the dude even play 1 game before getting waived? lmao

甜瓜和開拓者簽約的時候，看到有些人費力解釋為啥簽喬-約翰遜比簽他更好時，真是有意思。約翰遜被裁之前有打過一場比賽嗎？笑死個人

[–][LAL] Kwame Brown KamikazeMack 17 指標 1小時前

Nope, got dropped before the season even started

湖人球迷：沒有，約翰遜還沒等到賽季開始就被裁了

[–]Wizards ireddit270 203 指標 1小時前

People were unironically saying this dude wasn’t good enough to be in the league anymore.

Not just dummies on the internet, a lot of supposedly knowledgeable journalists and “analysts” who follow the league for a living.

奇才球迷：不無諷刺的是，當初大家還說甜瓜的實力已經不足以在聯盟待著了

說這話的人，不光有網上的一幫蠢蛋，還有很多本該是明事理的記者和關注聯盟動向謀生的“專家”。

[–]Wizards Vswerve27 85 指標 1小時前

Seriously it was so weird. People just don t like him period

奇才球迷：有一說一，那時確實很奇怪。很多人就是不喜歡他

[–]Pacers GritznGravy23 46 指標 1小時前

Including 29 GMs

步行者球迷：包括29隊的總經理

[–]Celtics nba-facts 42 指標 35 分鐘前

Maybe because he played like hot ass for 2 seasons.

凱爾特人球迷：或許是因為他有兩個賽季打得稀爛

[–]Pacers GritznGravy23 46 指標 45 分鐘前

Yeah exactly. I don t get why people are acting like it was strictly nephews doubting him.

步行者球迷：對啊。不知道為啥當初很多人會有那種反應，很多小學生對他吹毛求疵

[–]Spurs cjp-trill-og 17 指標 31 分鐘前

Bruh he looked so washed towards the end of the season on OKC. He could barely move around. I think he took being criticized and out the league and worked on himself and got better

馬刺球迷：老哥，他在雷霆那個賽季末的時候看著確實不行了啊。在場上幾乎都沒法跟上節奏了。我覺得他是被批之后淡出聯盟，然后自我努力，這才變得更強了。

[–][LAL] Brandon Ingram A4LMA 46 指標 1小時前

For real he wasn t even the reason why Rockets were playing bad and got scape goated

湖人球迷：說真的，那會兒火箭打得不好原因甚至都不在安東尼，可替罪羊還是他。

[–][LAL] James Worthy Chevy_Nova_Forever 38 指標 1小時前

This sub downvoted me to hell when I said Melo could still be a productive player on a team.

湖人球迷：之前我說甜瓜依然可以在聯盟球隊提供輸出時，這個論壇把我踩得那叫一個慘吶！

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[–]SsssTubbbB 155 指標 1小時前

To the guy who posted the thread of the Raptors winning 100% vs sub .500 teams, thanks for jinxing it.

之前不是有哥們兒專門發帖說猛龍面對勝率不過半的球隊時保持全勝嗎？感謝毒奶！

[–]Raptors Bail____ 31 指標 1小時前*

same thing happened when we had got the record for longest streak at home against division opponents someone made a thread then we lost to Miami the next day.

猛龍球迷：原先我們主場面對同分區對手時保持著最長連勝紀錄，然后有人就發了個帖子說這事兒，結果第二天就輸給了熱火。

[–]Raptors The_Unknown98 238 指標 1小時前

Portland only lead for 17 seconds this game.

猛龍球迷：這場比賽波特蘭就領先了17秒……

[–]Trail Blazers Driew27 8 指標 59 分鐘前

I can t believe the Raptors are still winning games with all the injuries they ve had--Portland has had just as many injuries but can t find ways to win games except for tonight.

開拓者球迷：我是不敢相信啊，你龍這都傷兵滿營了最近居然還能贏球，我們的傷病也不比你們少，可就是不知道怎么贏球，除了今晚。

[–][TOR] Pascal Siakam Larry-O6rien 55 指標 1小時前

GG Blazers. People are going to remember the Melo game winner but that Lillard 3 was just as cold.

猛龍球迷：厲害啊開拓者。大家會記住甜瓜的絕殺，不過利拉德的三分也很冷血啊。

[–][POR] Brandon Roy NevermoreSEA 8 指標 1小時前

Great fucking comeback against a solid (albeit inured) team. I m really proud of the boys. Dame and Melo were huge down the stretch.

開拓者球迷：面對強敵，我們這次逆轉真特么到位。真為這幫孩子們驕傲啊。利拉德和甜瓜關鍵時刻都硬啊

[–][TOR] Amir Johnson SuminderJi 9 指標 1小時前

Happy to see Melo play well. You never count out a team with Dame.

猛龍球迷：看到甜瓜打得好就高興！永遠不能小看了有利拉德的球隊

[–]Raptors Albro_Gainztein 154 指標 1小時前

Dame was so clutch tonight GG

猛龍球迷：利拉德今晚真是太大心臟了

[–]Raptors The_Unknown98 117 指標 1小時前

Melo hit a game winner in 2020.

猛龍球迷：甜瓜這可是2020年的絕殺

[–]Raptors Albro_Gainztein 44 指標 1小時前

He did, and he did really well all game, but it felt like those long distance 3s from Dame were the shots that iced it.

猛龍球迷：那確實，他這場打得確實好，不過感覺是利拉德那些長距離三分做的鋪墊。

[–]phoenixrisinguptoday 4 指標 21 分鐘前

Lillard hit a few dagger 3s in the 4th. I don t understand how he seems to just drill one 3 pointer after another in 4th quarters like that.

利拉德第四節進了好幾個致命三分。我就不動了，他咋就能在第四節那么隨意地接連飚進三分呢

[–]Hesospecial 5 指標 1小時前

Props to Damian,this year has to be a real test of character for him and so far he s been passing with flying colors.

為利拉德點贊啊，這賽季是對他性格的真正考驗。目前為止，他做得還不錯

[–][POR] Brandon Roy NevermoreSEA 13 指標 1小時前

Dame time always makes me so fucking happy. Couldn t ask for a better leader for this team.

開拓者球迷：利拉德總特么能讓我高興。沒法要求比他更好的球隊領袖了。

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[–]Raptors Mirahge 14 指標 1小時前

Sigh. I just want my team back, man. We re down 4/5 of our top 5 players. Credit to the boys for standing up and competing, bench guys really brought it tonight.

Also Melo hasn t forgotten how to fuck the Raptors.

猛龍球迷：哎，我就想要我那支猛龍回來啊。實力最強的五人組有四個人倒下了。還是要為站出來拼搏的孩子們點贊，替補球員今晚確實打得可以。

還有，甜瓜并沒忘記怎么干猛龍

[–]Raptors veebs7 3 指標 1小時前

Tough loss. Portland isn’t good but every game is a grind with such a depleted roster. Still gotta give props to the boys and especially Nurse for keeping this tight when we don’t even have a secondary ball handler

猛龍球迷：輸球很難受。波特蘭實力并不強，不過我們陣容這么殘缺，所以每場比賽都得拼。必須得為小伙子們鼓掌，尤其是納斯，隊里甚至連個第二控球手都沒，居然還能打的這么有來有往。

[–]Raptors C0wsgoquack 16 指標 1小時前

We choked as well, luckily Portland is fun team and fans are nice, so I don t feel too bad about this loss

Who am I kidding, I m super fucking mad, whyyyyyy did Nurse bench Boucher?

猛龍球迷：也是我們自己浪啊，幸虧波特蘭這隊有意思，他們球迷也不錯，所以我對這場輸球也沒過于不爽。

開玩笑呢，我特么超級火大啊，為啥納斯最后要讓布歇回替補席？？？

[–][POR] Damian Lillard ninjazula 4 指標 41 分鐘前

Boucher looked sooooo nice tonight, I d never really seen him play so I don t know how raps fans feel about him but to me from just tonight he looks special

開拓者球迷：布歇今晚打得很不錯啊，我之前真沒咋看過他打球，所以也不知道猛龍球迷怎么看他，不過就我今晚的觀察看，小伙不一般。

[–]the250 4 指標 1小時前

That was a gutting loss. but I’m proud of our youngins for balling out tonight. I never expected we’d be playing like this without Siakam, Gasol, Powell, and VanVleet.

Ultimately the experience of guys like Lillard, McCollum, Melo etc. edged the Blazers to victory in crunch time when the pressure cooker was on. They closed it down like pros. The last couple times this Raptors G-league squad has been in this situation late game it’s been a little ugly, but at the end of the day they need moments like this to continue to grow and develop.

Proud of these boys, that’s all that matters.

這場失利不好受啊，不過我為小伙子們今晚的精彩表現驕傲。在沒有西卡、小加、鮑威爾和范弗里特的情況下，我還真沒想到球隊能打出這種表現。

最終在壓力加大的關鍵時刻，利拉德、CJ和甜瓜等人的經驗占據了上風。他們收割了勝利。比賽最后關頭有幾個回合，我們這套發展聯盟陣容打得有點難看，不過他們總是需要這種經歷的，這樣才能繼續成長。

最重要是的，我為他們驕傲。

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